Dress up like hipsters
make fun of our exes

Nicole. 20. Get to know me. I don't bite. :)


how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf


sexuality: taylor swift in a cheerleading outfit

"Are you guys out of your gourds? What’s a more universal experience than shrugging off the people who say hateful things about you? How is this anything but the grown-up sequel/happy ending to “Mean” and its promise “Someday I’ll be living in a big ol’ city/ And all you’re ever gonna be is mean”?"
—Is Taylor’s music still relatable? (x)


but ur so woah and im so oh


why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes



so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop